meet the champs
They're a loveable bunch of misfits, cast asunder from our world, and hanging out together in a place they call home. And who knows – maybe, once you know their reasons for working out, you might find a kindred spirit?
Humbert the Minotaur
Greetings, dear friends! Allow me to introduce myself – Humbert, your noble and flamboyant thespian Minotaur. The first Champ you'll encounter, I am both strong and well-spoken, with a touch of theatrical flair. Alas, one suffers from near-perpetual frustration, a plight born from my misrepresentation in the classics as a mere beast. Join me on my journey as I strive to care less about the misguided opinions of others and embrace my true, cultured self.
Joan the Yeti
H-h-hi? I’m Joan, a Yeti from the Himalayas. I’m like a hairy wrecking ball – super powerful but, um, really clumsy. I’m always so worried I’ll smash, crash, or bash my way through everything – whether it’s an explorers' camp, a china shop, or even my friendships. Honestly, it took a lot for me to come here to the Liminal Gym. So, um, maybe you could help me break out of my shell... gently?
Jim the Reaper
Hello, I'm Jim. I'm one of many reapers at Death, Inc. Most days, I feel like just another cog in the big, dreary machine – another face in the crowd, if you will. But I’ve always felt there's more to me than just my scythe and robe. My reaping skills? Top-notch. But I crave something more, a chance to be known, to stand out. So, here I am at the Liminal Gym, ready to break free from the monotony and show everyone that I’m more than just another reaper. Care to join me on this journey?
Kaiya the Yurei
You seen Kaiya before? Live in well. Crawl out of TVs. People think Kaiya cursed. Maybe they’re right. Kaiya does feel like Kaiya is. Always scared. Always alone. Kaiya cling to lists, routines. Safe there. Deep down, this Yurei know there’s more to life. More to explore. Kaiya want friends, not just shadows. So Kaiya here at the Liminal Gym to change. Can you help Kaiya break free of curse? Find the Kaiya without fear?
Wally the Windigo
Yo yo yo, what’s good fam? Smash that like button, share, subscribe, and drop a comment below, yeah? Wally here, your boy aiming for that influencer status, blowing up on the socials. A Windigo gotta stay fresh with the latest tech and the sickest new kicks. I roll up to the Liminal Gym more for the pics than the reps, but maybe it's time to get my head in the game and sort my priorities, innit? Let’s get it!
Ray the Grumpy Unicorn
Sigh. So I’m Ray, a Unicorn, and apparently my job is to spread joy and cheer throughout the Liminalian fitness multiverse. But I’m telling you, I'm suuuure I can smell a human around here. There's not been one of those since the Old Times. And if that weren't bad enough? Seems the legends are true – they really do mess with our Unicorn GPS. So now I’m waaay behind schedule. And lost. But hey, I’m a Unicorn, so I guess I have to be cheerful. Yay. Go Ray.
You the Human
I'm not quite sure how I wound up here in Liminalia, but I think I'm kinda glad I did. These Champs seem like good folk, and they want the same as me: to build healthy habits, exercise their demons, and have some fun along the way. They make me feel welcome when I'm in their world, so I'd best return the favour and make sure they make the most of being over in mine, eh?